Knock, knock …
Posted: September 15th, 2009 | Author: timp67 | Filed under: Letters to T | Tags: Advice, Artwork, Books, Writing | 8 Comments »Eric from Columbus, OH writes:
Dear T,
I’m writing a book about the adventures of a street lamp and a telephone pole, and I’m drawing the pictures for it, too. The only problem is, Lampy and Poley are stuck in the ground and can’t go anywhere. All they can do is tell Knock Knock jokes. What should I do about that?

Drawing by Eric
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go knocking on doors, but would you like to buy a set of encyclopedias?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, some kind of owl?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another Knock Knock joke?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling Knock Knock jokes?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Knock knock!
Knock knock who?
Is there an echo in here?
Ha, ha!
That’s the dumbest one ever!