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Knock, knock …

Posted: September 15th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Letters to T | Tags: , , , | 8 Comments »

Eric from Columbus, OH writes:

Dear T,

I’m writing a book about the adventures of a street lamp and a telephone pole, and I’m drawing the pictures for it, too. The only problem is, Lampy and Poley are stuck in the ground and can’t go anywhere. All they can do is tell Knock Knock jokes. What should I do about that?

Drawing by Eric

Drawing by Eric

T replies:

I say keep ’em telling Knock Knock jokes, Eric. The world could use a few more of those. With all the problems we have to face every day, we can all use a good laugh!

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8 Comments on “Knock, knock …”

  1. 1 Sam said at 12:42 pm on September 16th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Norma Lee.
    Norma Lee who?
    Norma Lee I don’t go knocking on doors, but would you like to buy a set of encyclopedias?

  2. 2 Chiara said at 1:34 pm on September 16th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady.
    Little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!

  3. 3 Jazmin said at 1:47 pm on September 16th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

  4. 4 Andy said at 1:58 pm on September 16th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    What are you, some kind of owl?

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Moo.
    Moo who?
    Make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

  5. 5 Sarah said at 4:19 pm on September 17th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wooden shoe.
    Wooden shoe who?
    Wooden shoe like to hear another Knock Knock joke?

  6. 6 Dan said at 5:30 pm on September 17th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

  7. 7 T said at 10:58 pm on September 17th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dewey.
    Dewey who?
    Dewey have to keep telling Knock Knock jokes?

  8. 8 George said at 7:33 pm on October 8th, 2009:

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Knock knock!
    Knock knock who?
    Is there an echo in here?

    Ha, ha!
    That’s the dumbest one ever!

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