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Fruit fright

Posted: October 23rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Letters to T | Tags: , , , | 3 Comments »

George from Portland, OR writes:

Dear T,

You might remember my Halloween story last year, The Evil Lightbulb, because it probably scared you to pieces. Well, this year I have written a story about a homicidal organic blood orange. It sits innocently in the bin at the Farmer’s Market until someone foolishly buys it. When they take it home and cut it into slices, it gushes blood and doesn’t stop until everyone drowns in it. Here’s the cover I made for it.

P.S. I’m charging ten dollars for my story this year, as you can see by the cover.

T replies:

Hey, George. Happy Halloween, a week early. You really got me with this scary orange. I always thought fruits were nice and vegetables weren’t. Where did I get that idea?

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3 Comments on “Fruit fright”

  1. 1 Sam said at 10:00 am on October 24th, 2010:

    Ha ha, George! This has inspired me to write a story about a Terrible Tangerine. Not!

  2. 2 Sarah said at 2:29 pm on October 25th, 2010:

    TEN DOLLARS???

  3. 3 Eric said at 12:58 pm on October 26th, 2010:

    I think my orange just looked at me funny. I iz scared!


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