There are so many ways to celebrate Turkey Day. You could create a beautiful foliage mobile with colorful leaves from your backyard.
Or you can draw a mutant hand turkey that demands respect.
But one thing you should NEVER do.
AND THAT IS WEAR A TURKEY ON YOUR HEAD!
⌃This one looks like a weird pair of ears … and horns!
⌃This one is so embarrassed it wants to run away!
⌃This one looks like elf ears on a Santa hat … an elf on a rampage!
⌃This one is so ashamed of being worn on someone’s head it is actually trying to cook itself!
⌃This one makes the person wearing it look like they are trapped inside a raw bird … and also makes them look like a pig.
This is how ALL wearers of turkey hats end up … filled with remorse.
Only two kinds of Thanksgiving revelers can wear turkey hats with dignity. Show us how it’s done, dog and cat!